Breaded Pigs

Tonight, K made breaded pork chops. Z asked what kind of meat pork chops were.
"Pig", I said.
He studied his plate for a minute and asked, "Do pigs have breadcrumbs on them like that?!"
And somehow, K managed to squeak out (without laughing), "No, pigs don't. I added the breadcrumbs before I put them in the oven."