Eyann was trying to tell me something. I couldn't understand her. She said it again. I couldn't understand her.
She sighed, and said, "I not speaking CHINESE anymore! Why you not hear me?"
October:
Me: I think we need to get Soren`s tonsils taken out.
Zeke: why?
Me: because it's supposed to help you stop snoring.
Zeke: Then Grandpa needs his taken out too! (Pause) What can you have taken out for gas?? Old people fart alot...
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Soren just said, "Mom, it's good that you have a big head...." (He really meant this as the best compliment ever.)
To which, of course, I said, "Thanks, bud....?"
And he said, "When you have a big head, you get to smash into everything."
Welcome to the world of boys, I guess.
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Eyann: Mom, I went poop and washed my hands; just like you always tell me.
Me: Did you use soap?
Eyann: (long pause) Um.....(as she runs back to the bathroom)...I will be back!
