M Facebook Updates

Hey! Who has been praying with M?! I always say, "Jesus, thank you for..." and then let him say some stuff he is thankful for. Last night, I said, "Jesus, thank you for..." and he responded, "BOOBIES!" Papa!??

I found M, on my bed, holding a tampon, an empty Hersey's wrapper, and a tube of toothpaste. Ah, the necessities of life....

M put on Z's muscular Spidey suit, looked down, and exclaimed, "I have man boobs, mom!"

M said he wanted more cereal in his bowl. I told him he had TOO much. He said, "I want THREE much, mom!"


In the last week, M peed in his bed two times. He doesn't want to wear diapers anymore, because he's a big boy, but I don't want to wash his sheets again. I was putting on his cloth diaper cover over his undies, and he said, "Is that a DIAPER?!" I said, "No, it's an undie cover." And he said, "No, mom. It isn't. It hasta be a band aid." So, the boy is wearing a "Band aid" to bed, I guess.

M: "Mom, what's that on your neck?!"
Me: "It's a scarf, Bubs."
M: "Oh. Are you a scarecrow??!!"

A little confused about how to get these on.

Some Facebook Updates about Z

How come Zeke unscrewed the salt cover just enough so I didn't notice but enough so that it poured a giant pile into the dozen eggs I had mixed to make omelets?

How come Zeke had to quick touch the raw chicken on the counter? And why, when I said, "Zeke, don't touch that. That can make you sick!", did he LICK his finger off?

How come Beke's just cut up a caterpillar with my scissors?
"Because it could be poisonous, mom. I didn't want poison around here."
That sucks, then, that you used my KITCHEN scissors to do it, doesn't it, Beeks!?

Beeks puked, then wanted pizza. Guess who thought that sounded like a fine idea? E'hem. Not me.

The kids were playing 20
questions. It was Z's turn to think of an object, so he hinted (as he always does), "Ask me if it says,
'Woof!"
B said, "Does it say, 'Woof'?"
"No," said Zeke, "September
already asked that!"
The answer? An electric horse that zaps electric currents when bugs come by it.
No one wants to play with him anymore.