Swords

My son, Z. He is an odd one.
Whenever he has too pee, he stands. When he poops, he sits. Standard behavior, to be sure.
So, I hear him in the bathroom, peeing, and then, "Now I have to sit to poop..."
Don't guys just sit to pee, if they have to poop too? How will this work in a public restroom? Does one stand to use the urinal and then stuff "it" in only to walk two steps to the stall so one can finish the job?
Then, "Mah-om! Wipe my buh-utt!"
Finally, "Does my poop look like a big ol' sword? That is cool, isn't it?"

And I am ashamed to say that I looked, and I was slightly amused that it indeed did look like a sword.