Lion

Here is (dun-duh-duh-DAH!) one more poop story:

Mama: "Z, did you poop?" (I don't know why I asked, because he smelled like STANK! I'm sure I knew the answer.)

Z: "No, Mama. Z not poop! Z clean!"

Mama: "Are you sure?"

Z: "Yes, Z not stinky!"

Mama: "Are you lyin'?"

Z: "Yup."

Mama: "You are?"

Z: "Yup, I lyin' (lion). Roar! I'm a sheep too!"

Mama: "Oh," as a went to get the wipes and a new diaper.