fights

Things my kids fought about today:

Z: (While I was changing B's diaper) "B has yellow poop."
B: "No yellow poop! White poop! B have white poop."
Z: "Red poop!"
B: "No. White poop!"


Also,
September farted.
Z: "S farted."
S: "No, Z farted."
B: "No, B farted."
S: "No, S farted!"
Z: "No, Mama farted!"

And...I said, "Hey guys, while your macaroni is cooking, why don't we pick up a little bit?"
S got a big smile on her face, ran to me, lifted her hands, and said, "OK, Mama...pick S up!"