Tic Tacs

September, trying to entertain Soren for me: Soren, sit on this towel. Pretend it is a magic carpet. You are flying through the air. Do you feel the wind on your face? 

Soren: No. I don't feel the wind at all. 

September: Hold on to your carpet. Close your eyes. Here comes the wind! (She then gets real close and blows on his cheek.) Did you feel the wind now?

Soren: Yeah! The wind smells REALLY gross!

(And from the other room...
Zeke: Everyone in this house knows you needed a Tic Tac, Sep!)