July Basil and September were playing with Lincoln Logs. Somehow, Basil had all the "fire wood". Sep wanted to buy some.
Basil: "The fire wood is $1." Sep gave him $1, and he gave her one measly piece of firewood. She was mad.
Sep: "I hardly get any firewood and I don't have very much money!"
Basil: "Otherwise, you could take a train ride, and the train brings you to a wood pile, where you can get three pieces. It doesn't cost any money."
Sep: "Oh good! I'll do that."
Basil: "You need a ticket to get on the train."
Sep: "How do I get a ticket?"
Basil: "You pay me $10."
Sep: "I hardly get any firewood and I don't have very much money!"
Basil: "Otherwise, you could take a train ride, and the train brings you to a wood pile, where you can get three pieces. It doesn't cost any money."
Sep: "Oh good! I'll do that."
Basil: "You need a ticket to get on the train."
Sep: "How do I get a ticket?"
Basil: "You pay me $10."
August
Soren, to Zeke: I am sorry for punching you....
....I thought you were Seppy.
....I thought you were Seppy.
September
Zeke might have higher-than-necessary hopes for his upcoming Karate classes. I overheard him saying to Soren, "Bubs, soon you can watch me do a back flip and high-kick my opponent in the stomach!"
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